Over 102936

Driving Demotivational Poster

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"

TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!

SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast

TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone shot a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" photo. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...

DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.

TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by CatEyes

TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am
Check out youparklikeanasshole.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've photographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm
hahahaha brilliant!!



TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.

DRIVING IN THE CITY - Obviously an experienced veteran

TAGS: car driving vet
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by 50cal

LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!

TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? Damn!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this jackass was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.

16 Lane Highway -



TAGS: driving dui
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:24 pm
One time on my way to college, I saw some douchebag texting behind the wheel at a stoplight. He was still there when it turned green for about five seconds.
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:26 pm
Or those who use hand held cell phones, try to eat lunch while driving, try to read the newspaper or other things while driving ....


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!


C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?

TAGS: kids children driving safety funny
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I photographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.

WHY DON'T WOMEN NEED DRIVER'S LICENSES? - Because there aren't any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom.

TAGS: women sexism driving
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by asshole

Dennis - September 1, 2008, 2:54 pm
Actually, it looks like a meeting of the female Fiat club.

RECKLESS DRIVING - Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills

SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill

TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by LJ

agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.


TAGS: driving school crash wytch
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:19 am
Don't forget Epic Fail


TAGS: driving age games
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:10 am
Glad you liked it Papa!
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:09 am
Some how I can picture that being me when I get old. Thanks for the L's.
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:08 am
Thanks Ugs...I love giving people a giggle or two.
ughomer - February 24, 2013, 5:59 pm
My afternoon guffaw for the day!
GaryO - February 24, 2013, 2:30 pm
WONDERFUL!! Thanx for the laugh, Miss P. 5L
PapaFox - February 24, 2013, 1:58 pm
Too funny! :-D

SERENITY - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

water rescue -

DRIVING TEST - Try to make a good impression on your examiner

LOOK OFFICER... - When I said "WILD TURKEYS" caused me to swerve off the road! I wasn't talking about shots!

You've passed your driving test! -

Obviously... -

TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.

texting -

TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......


TAGS: driving humor vintage pinup
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 5:18 pm

Thanks, Silver!~ I love these classy vintage pinups, myself. Envy on my part~~pure envy!~
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:39 pm

Those vintage pinups! Tasty! And good accompanying text on top of that. May the 5s be with you.

DRIVING - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: driving
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by gole311

NEW DRIVING JOB - Hay now.. What about driver responsibility. How the Hell I'm I going to follow them now.

TAGS: driving job drink
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by zazale

zazale - November 6, 2010, 9:51 am
Can I have a see???

INSURANCE COMPANIES - "What do you mean, How'd the accident happen? I loaned the car to my wife, isn't that enough?"

TAGS: insurnce companies accident wife driving
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by MustyK

CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
2L, sorry

INCENTIVISED - Helen can't understand why I'm not taking my test yet

SMILE - Maybe he'll kill you quickly.

Pop Music -

TAGS: yes music rock driving road
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - September 4, 2014, 11:28 am
Thank you very much.
ughomer - September 4, 2014, 10:02 am
Very good! 5 Lions.

Thumbs Up -

TAGS: hitchhikers signs driving thumbs up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:42 pm
Thanks sanity!
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:00 am
Very good!
MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:47 pm
Goes both ways. Now would be more afraid of picking up rather than getting picked up. Need a lot more VW love vans out there. Thanks for the input Greeny.
Greeny - November 8, 2013, 3:38 am
It's a lost art; I covered many miles that way - met lots of nice people and a few bad. Now I'm afraid, it would be mostly all bad

Language -

For - Me - A - True - Life -


Epiphany -

TAGS: marijuana weed laws driving me insane
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

steve1961 - July 25, 2014, 10:19 pm
Why can't we all just be high on life? Say No to Drugs. Hugs Not Drugs.
Cannabal - July 25, 2014, 1:46 am
Yeah, but then people start complaining about how you're not sharing. You just can't win sometimes.
Cannabal - July 25, 2014, 1:46 am
Yeah, but then people start complaining about how you're not sharing. You just can't win sometimes.
MissPriss - July 24, 2014, 12:38 am
Not me...grow your own 5L pot.
curlyrocks - July 24, 2014, 12:37 am
I always said if they legalized it here in Canada I would just bootleg it any way.
Airman - July 23, 2014, 11:09 pm
well, it's legal here in Colorado.. and everyone is bitching about the prices. The State is collecting a LOT of taxes. You get lots of bitching either way now

The 'Guess' Towel -


Driving safely -

TAGS: girl wheelchair driving
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by randomizer

Reality Lord - July 16, 2013, 2:46 pm


Women Driving -

TAGS: thelma louise middle east driving
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - September 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Yes I apologize... it's what happens when I make posters at 4am on Ambien
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:43 am
Ism, hey, love yer posters, but the last couple looks like yer fingers have slid off the home row. cheers


TAGS: life empathy drinking driving bladder
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 6:52 pm
Perfect aggy, 5 Dude where the f*ck is my cars


TAGS: cow driving gpt
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 9, 2012, 5:07 pm
But!….you have yet to with yer ’04 GPT, of which I searched out and pasted…however, rather small now…and thanx Mooooooooooooooooooo (freaking compulsions!!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2012, 4:55 pm
Nice one. 5L. But those Cow's had better watch out, I've compiled a list of the animals I've hit with my car in the Motofake forum....It's extensive.
GaryO - September 9, 2012, 2:54 pm
Yeah, just a part of my OCD. The first time I saw Mooooooooooooooooooo’s name, it jogged an early childhood memory of yelling ‘MOOO’ from the open window of our speeding chevy whenever we saw roadside cows…finally put it to a poster….thank you, sir ug.
ughomer - September 9, 2012, 2:38 pm
GaryO ~ you even used the EXACT number of "Os" in the title. All 19 of them!! 5L for this one, pal.

Simple Truths -

TAGS: idiots cars driving skills
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:44 am
Yippers...thanks for noticing teehee.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 8:36 pm
Pwissy ~ at it Again!

Drivin' -


TAGS: drink and driving is bad
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

suenero - September 15, 2010, 11:22 am
It is an old joke but here it is: Don't Drink and Drive. You may hit a bump and spill your drink. 5L's


You need a license? -

CONFUSION - Men laid out the highway systems and women were left to figure it all out.

TAGS: confusion women differences men driving
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

vulture - December 17, 2012, 12:21 am
Ah, yes! The Magic Roundabout, Swindon, Wiltshire, England. Know it well!! I once spent three days trying to get out of that....
falloutghoul - December 16, 2012, 7:43 pm
Oh, lordy. My head! @[email protected]


HONEST OSSIFER - I've only had a couple.

TAGS: driving what you drink
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

Derek - December 13, 2009, 3:34 pm
The "Christo" of beers

IS THIS WITH OR WITHOUT SNOW TIRES? - When in Colorado, drive slow!

HOW THE HECK? - Women... 'nuff said

TAGS: halo 3 halo3 elephant women driving
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by -RaVeN-

Sniperzoo - March 26, 2009, 11:11 am
it was pretty funny.......... but its easily do-able

ACCIDENT - Yes officer I swear it flew right at me that's when I swerved and ended up in the woods

TAGS: drinking amp driving
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by ErvenErven

noname - March 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
Does your walpertinger linger!!!!

Got Pulled Over Today -

TAGS: police cops marriage speeding driving
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 26, 2016, 12:38 am
Thank you. :)
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 9:06 am
Nice rework on an old favorite---love this joke every time I hear it! ^!!!!!

'Course I'm Speeding -

TAGS: elderly driving speeding memory destination
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:35 pm
Thank Mr. Gary!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 10:17 pm
Gswd, you guys are killin' it! 5av


TAGS: tied down moving driving toting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 4:05 pm
¡Exactamenté! LOL!
MissPriss - March 21, 2016, 1:31 pm
Kinda like the lady with toilet paper hanging outta the back of her skirt...dilemmas lol

Work Out -

TAGS: working out cardio driving radio
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - December 10, 2014, 10:22 pm
If my partner at the time had been flashing, you would have noticed... Oh yeah!!! He was F-I-N-E!!!!!!! LOL!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:51 pm
I don't care what you're flashing when you're on the highway...I'm usually driving too fast to notice!
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 5:23 am
I was the large white thing with those annoying flashing red lights on top with a rolling bed the back commonly mistaken for a taxi, Bandaid Application Distribution And Supply Service! B. A. D. A. S. S. LOL!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:13 pm
Sooo, it was you causing all those long 4 lane traffic jams! Bad girl!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:11 pm
9mm, a little too heavy. I carry a nice oak baseball bat behind my seat!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:09 pm
Huh...guess I burn 5 times more when I turn all 5 fingers into a fist...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:48 pm
Lived in L.A. when that was a problem on the freeways---How does an Angeleno commit suicide? Drive to work. There were more jokes. Stress = humor, really dark sick humor! At least driving to work wasn't boring! LOL!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:55 pm
Ahh... the number one driver salutation. Number two, some idiot paying homage with a return salute, via 9mm. Stupidity. More dangerous than global warming.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:43 pm
I burn lots of calories when I drive---I exercise my middle finger!

Famous Last Words - Wrong Side -

HD Visors -

TAGS: hd visors driving texting products
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2014, 10:27 pm
Amen to that!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:34 am
Good one, cynic! People who text while driving should be whipped in public! 5 L's

DRIVING THAT TRAIN - High on cocaine

Uuurrp -

TAGS: women driving scary stuff
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - January 28, 2016, 5:33 pm
I like to close my eyes and sleep when Mrs. spacedog is driving. It's that or yell out the window, cause either way I'm usually drunk. 5


TAGS: realitylord driving road
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:21 am
LOL (Sly)...however, I think I've done that. My sputtered words are so loud, they formed their own holograms
Silverheart - November 12, 2014, 6:46 am

How does one misspell a word, shouted? 5(R)Ls

D.W.F-. -